16 hours from now I'll be out of anaesthetic with a new stomach and new breasts and be ranting to those of you I talk to on blackberry.
So, what did the last day of freedom look like?
Well, first some shopping:
Then the usual battle between restraint and fatbastardness at lunchtime. Once again the Liberator proves valuable:
Hahahahaha, you all know I'd really kill myself before eating something like that. But the cuffs are still useful.
Back to shopping. Ugh, I need some flat(ter) shoes for tomorrow after surgery and for the next few weeks...nobody feels like working it right after having half their abdominal skin cut away. But I HATE flats with a burning firey passion. Yet, look. Oooooooh, these are PERFECT. The ideal low-heeled surgical shoe, no?
More shopping, some loose comfy pants and zip-front tops would be good for the recovery period. Here Boxhead is distracted by her girth in a store mirror before going into the changeroom. Sure, the obesity / dwarfism issues are evident, but we are just *16 hours* away from the post-op blubberless 92.9 lb version. (105 minus the net 12.1 loss postulated in the Epiphanies post). Hmmm, a follow up lipo may be needed to deal with those THIGHS though. Gsus.
Finally, off to a yoga class to work off some fat and stay calm until tomorrow's surgery:
The very last day for this body. Good thing!
Love, kisses, one sleep.
CVK
Store security must have been wondering whether Boxhead was about to perpetrate a heist or some act of terrorism. They didn't hassle you?
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw the cuff-restrained hand, for a moment I was crestfallen. I saw a ring that I had not seen heretofore, and I feared my offer of marriage had been rebuffed and instead accepted from somebody else. But then panic receded. That is your right hand, and not your ring finger. Do I still have a chance of marital bliss with you, Wonderful Boxhead?
ReplyDeleteYour therapeutic shoes were just SPLENDID. Though I would have preferred something in sheepskin. - FMDJ
ReplyDeleteThat cuff just keeps getting sexier and sexier looking. Or is it the cake that has me salivating?
ReplyDeleteDear Boxhead. while they may change you on the outside; don't ever change on the inside!
ReplyDeleteI second kkb's motion!
ReplyDeleteDear Boxhead:
ReplyDeleteyour lips are deficient and needed some artistic help to plump them up. Likewise the eyes were a wrinkled mess. Guess we know what surgeries are next for Boxhead. Good luck girl.