Tuesday, December 21, 2010

And Furthermore

Additional proof for those of you that continue to resist the facts of Boxhead's obsesity.  You will remember the pre-operative fatbastard weight of 105.  The post-operative weight is shown here:


So, not the 92.1 lbs that I'd estimated if the total permissible amount of fat was liposuctioned from my huge carcass.  But there will be some swelling / fluid volume retention in the above, so its not bad considering.  105 + 1.3 lbs in new breasts - 7.3 in skin and liposuctioned blubber = 99. 

Now those little opiate painkiller beauties can do their job and by January I'll be much less of a fatf*ck.

Yay.

Love,

Boxhead
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 21, 2010 at 5:09 PM

    The mind boggles. I would have sworn that you'd have to start chiseling bone to remove that from you and still left you in a condition to make blog entries. But wait! How do we know you didn't just get a hair cut? Boxhead has already demonstrated a penchant for changing her stylin' do. Perhaps under that pile of gelatinous goo pictured in the link I will not visit there is a pile of silver locks? Oh, nevermind. Nothing good can come of you addressing that question.

    Ya know, some fat is *supposed* to be in the human body. Millions of years of evolution says so. Or are you claiming to be some sort of small alien urban dwelling creature from planet X where indoor heating has always existed?

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  2. csDecember 21, 2010 at 7:20 PM

    Dearest Boxhead. Having been unable to resist the temptation of clicking the link to cybersatanlipofat, I noticed what presumably was a considerable volume of blood. Now that pesky body of yours is still subject to the aforementioned millions of years of evolution and will *stupidly* rebuild that lost blood volume (though admittedly probably slowly unless you tuck that fat ass of yours into a damn steak or two). So, don't panic if the swelling water retention weight is offset by some blood volume weight. I don't want to hear about you hooking your vacuum up to an incision made at home with a can opener...

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  3. AnonymousDecember 21, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    Most impressive. Is that with the box on or off?

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  4. kkbDecember 22, 2010 at 8:54 AM

    you're scaring me Boxhead.

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  5. bgsDecember 22, 2010 at 10:35 AM

    i am not sure if there is not some Barnum and Bailey snake oil subterfuge going on here. Who was really on the scales in the pre and post op weigh ins or of course you will get a high weigh if you are holding a case of canned tomatoes from Costco. on the positive side you now have 7.3 lbs of room for new lips and butt cheeks

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