The Myriad Surgical Merits of Liberator Products

In response to the reader that asked for a review of the Liberator Ramp, it is unsurpassed glory.  Incomparable, I recommend it wholeheartedly.  I could not have managed NEARLY as well after surgery without it.  I’ve slept on it every night and probably will continue to for another 10 days or so until there’s no pain with lying flat or standing straight.  It is the best invention ever, and was worth every second of embarrassment and awkwardness in going out to buy it.

Its use is illustrated here:

The rectus plication (okay…sorry Liberator…but actually the best invention ever) is still quite uncomfortable, as I would damn well hope it would be.  I asked for tight, and I got it.  Plus, the major abdominoplasty incision remains a tiny bit sore as well.  Without the Liberator, I’d have to find a way to elevate my upper body to minimize stretch to the rectus abdominis and the incision itself. 

Other than for the obvious reasons (um…restraint cuffs and the blindfold angels), Boxhead is also grateful for having bought the Black Label version of the Liberator Ramp.  During the early days when rolling onto my side to get out of bed was p.a.i.n.f.u.l, I could grab onto one of the restraint clips (conveniently illustrated in red on the diagram) and use that to help pull me onto my side and then lever me up into a sitting position.  Magic.

Liberator might not have gone into business with the primary objective of supporting the cosmetic surgical patient, but they do WONDERS.  And there seems a natural collaboration in order, as Liberator has so many products and Boxhead wants SO many surgeries.  Do you not see it?? In the US alone, more than $10 billion is spent per year on plastic surgery (this was before Boxhead got started…expect that number to rise).  Clearly there’s a cleverly segmented and completely untapped set of customers for Liberator, and who better than Boxhead to extoll the surgical virtues of their products??   No one!

For example, the moisture barrier properties of the Escape would be helpful in the early days after almost any surgery.  Boxhead will need the Heart Wedge undoubtedly for butt implant surgery but also sooner simply because I LOVE ME.  The Black Label Stage System could be tailored to all manner of surgical configurations.  Boxhead wishes she`d had the Esse Chaise Lounge (aka nest of post-surgical comfort) and will assuredly need it for future surgeries.  As much as the black utilitarian cuffs that came with my Ramp have been useful in keeping Boxhead out of prescription drugs and fatty foods and in stimulating marriage proposals, if I`d known about Liberator`s dainty and dazzling rhinestoned crystal cuff set I`d have had those too!  They are FAR more Boxhead than plain old black fabric with Velcro.  Look it up Darlings, these are fabulous! And this is just a very few of a vast and varied product line...how could Liberator and Boxhead not be a promotional match made in heaven?

So to the reader that asked for a review of the Ramp, there you go.  It is the most splendid product ever made.  Everyone should have one.  They are said to have other beneficial uses until your various surgeries are scheduled, and the surgical merits are just beyond fabulous.

XOXOXOX

Boxhead