Clearly I am looking fantastic as well - I can see now that the outcome of surgery will be exactly what I had hoped it would be: a closer resemblance to my idol in surgery and refinement, Shauna Sand. Few of you will be unfamiliar with Shauna's beauty and elegance, but just in case.
You see that Shauna and I share massive breasts, over-filled lips and magnificent false blonde hair. I recognize that I have considerable facial work left to do to reach her level of refinement. Shauna however does not have a tiara, which was suggested for me by a precious viewer that knows well my princessey tendencies.
So, surgery is perfection. Oxycontin is an epic bust as a pain killer and as a weight loss drug. I'm past needing much in the way of pain control, but what a stupid waste of a medicine and an addiction. I'm finding that the need for weight loss drugs has been mitigated by having witnessed, held and been photographed with my lipofat. No way anything fatty is going back in my body, ever again. EVER.
More tomorrow my darlings, for now Boxhead is doing a lot of resting and admiring herself.
I hope you continue to look more like P than like S. L
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to an update the next day? I'm waiting for the next episode of the infamous Boxhead saga. Now that reconstruction is complete, will some stunning turn of events transform our hero into a Dark Lord of the Sith? Or does the joy of liposuction drive her to become the next villain of ill repute, the vile Freddy Boxhead? Or does the tale take an inspirational turn with the hero awakening to the plight of plastic surgery addicts everywhere, and open her own clinic, the Boxhead Center for Reformed Rennovators?
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